If You've Ever Worked With Linda...

If you’ve ever worked with Linda,

You’d know her true color is orange.

She’s spontaneous and fun

And on our team, the only one.

If you’ve ever worked with Linda,

You’d know she’ll come up with the big ideas.

The I wonder what, or if, or how

We’d fill in the details as the plan would allow.

If you’ve ever worked with Linda

Her patience could always be seen

In various outward signs

Even with teachers and perfectly straight lines!

If you’ve ever worked with Linda,

You’d know she could spell

Never forgetting an h or a u

Because in a pinch dognuts would do!

If you’ve ever worked with Linda

You’d know she’s a team player

Always doing her part

With every piece of her heart.

If you’ve ever worked with Linda

You’d know she knows her science

From chemistry to a simple machine

Weather and speaking through signing.

If you’ve ever worked with Linda

You’d know she’s a great role model,

A mentor and then a friend

From the beginning to the end.

If you’ve ever worked with Linda

You’d know that she watches the news

And now to the wonderful Ms. Henderson

With our current events question.

If you’ve ever worked with Linda

You’d know she’s a true Jayhawk.

Sporting the colors, red and blue

Never rooting for good ol’ KSU.

If you’ve ever worked with Linda,

You’d know that she hates twinkies.

All the sugar, the smacking goo

Could literally send her to the loo!

If you’ve ever worked with Linda,

She can be a sneaky little thief.

Playing pranks and having fun

Finally confessing that she’s the one!

If you’ve ever worked with Linda

You’d know assignments have unique names 

The four-flap flipper just can’t be beat

Unless you count the one she calls APE sheet